Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that if you insult his mother, he will head butt you in the chest. All we know is, he’s called The Stig.
On diesels: “Sure it’s quiet, for a diesel. But that’s like being well-behaved... for a murderer.”
On the BMW X3: “And if you are clinically insane, by which I mean you wake up in the morning and think you are an onion, here’s your car.”
"I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch......if you've got even half a scrotum it's not going to happen."
"Speed has never killed anyone......its suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you."
"Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what... BEING STABBED?"
On the Lotus Elise: "This car is more fun than the entire French Air Force crashing into a firework factory"
"Now we get quite a lot of complaints that we don't feature enough affordable cars on the show......so we'll kick off tonight with the cheapest Ferrari of them all!"
On Alfa Romeo: “You cannot be a true petrolhead until you’ve owned one –It’s like having really great sex which leaves you with an embarrassing itch.”
“Supercars are designed to melt ice caps, kill the poor, poison the water table, destroy the ozone layer, decimate indigenous wildlife, recapture the Falkland Islands and turn the entire third world into a huge uninhabitable desert.”
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